He looks so happy that he's definitely guilty.

Perfect for your cat's next birthday party.

I've never seen a kitty IRL that looks this innocent.

She's got her fancy collar and her 80's blue eyeshadow and bright pink blush on. Someone's going out tonight.....don't wait up.

This is a long lean white kitty that has a bottle stopper at the top so let's just assume you would use it for some sort of liquid.

You can put things in it. Like stuff.

The faces on the glass ones seriously freak me out. This one has some artistic flair to it, someone painted the inside and gave her the old glitter glow up.

It's like he's daring me to say something.

Again with weird face issues.

The four smallest kitties we've got. One is so small and cute that I want to eat it.

Same last name, no relation.

Three different kitties, looks like a mama and two babays.

This one has lots of little chips and is well loved but we had to post it cuz it's sooooooo cute! Billie says it's like looking in a mirror.

Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Yes she's pretty. But she also looks more like a fox than a cat. Except the tail is definitely NOT fox so she's staying with the kitties.

Squeeeeeeeeeeee Squared!!!!!!! The Avon stank is rotting my brain.

This totally looks like something my mom would do in her arts & crafts class.

You know how your cats like to eat your flowers? Well this little Slime-ease will protect your flowers from your cat as it appears very possessive and intimidating. It's possibly a deterrent to other cats munching away on its contents. Good luck with that.

I love me a good chonk. I have a chonk named Earl and he's the best chonk that every has chonked.

Just two kitties, living their best lives. Has the broken eggshell finish thing which looks pretty cool to me. At first I thought someone dropped it but it's actually MADE like that. Billie is not impressed.

Honestly it's kinda white and kinda yellow. I'm not sure if this is intentional or if it's just that old. Still cute tho!!!!

She's got her fancy collar and her 80's blue eyeshadow and bright pink blush on. Someone's going out tonight.....don't wait up.

This girl has got her glow up on as well, she's a bit dinged up but she still deserves your love.

They even have fancy bootie holes.

What the heck? Why is there a baseball, a hat, and a glove on this like they're actually gonna go join a little league team and scrimmage against other neighborhood cats? I'm not buying it. Also the cats kinda look like ferrets but I'm not judging.

He doesn't have a beer or anything but he looks to me like he's having fun.

The whiskers on this guy are EVERYTHING.

It's interactive cuz' you can pet it. Looks like someone loved it a lot cuz' it's hair kinda goes in different directions.

One is rocking a Halloween hat and one for real has googly eyes and is creepy af. One is cuddling a mouse and we know that is FALSE. Not sure I would trust this batch.

He's a little beat up but I have a problem with seperating him from his other fuzzy friends so he STAYS. Everyone knows they have feelings.

Maybe like a donation bucket? Fishbowl? Choose your own adventure....

Getting all fancy. That's what my mom says to cats when they clean.

I warned you there were more white ones.

Actual rope attached for hanging? Ornament? Door knocker? You decide.

A couple indentations that I believe are supposed to represent eyes but otherwise IT HAS NO FACE.

Everyone knows that gray tabbies are the best kitties IRL.

The red thing kinda looks like a human heart. Not sure if you want to sleep with this one in the room. Will look great on your Christmas tree.

They are exactly the same but different.

Friends with the kitty in the last lot.

The white ones cursed me.

He saw what you did and he does not approve.

With candy canes. Definitely less hostile than the last one.

Whatever you're into.

With some flowers thrown in for extra squee factor.

The rings go on the tail.

Or are they brother and sister? No one really knows.....

I don't think calico tabby is an actual thing but I'm going with it. This one is fuzzy too. If you're into petting fake cats then this is the one for you! Or the one before this one.

Squeeeeeeee!!!!!

I don't think calico tabby is an actual thing but I'm going with it. This one is fuzzy too. If you're into petting fake cats then this is the one for you! Or the one before this one.

On point.

The rings go on the tail.

There is not enough soap in the world.

This appears to be a popular color combination though I've never seen one in the wild.

See what I did there? Frown Brown. Brown Frown. I think he's sad cuz' has no actual eyes.

Giving some side-eye.

What the heck? Why is there a baseball, a hat, and a glove on this like they're actually gonna go join a little league team and scrimmage against other neighborhood cats? I'm not buying it. Also the cats kinda look like ferrets but I'm not judging.

And it's hollow on the inside. Could be used as a candle snuffer if you're too tired to just blow it out.

The rings go on the tail.

My husband just walked by and smelled the Avon explosion. He asked me how I felt about divorce.

It's becoming a trend now......can't stop.

Just keep rubbing it in.....

I remember when I had friends. That was before I spilled the 1973 Avon perfume-of-death all over myself.

Chocolate flavored.

The struggle is real.

He's giving me judgemental vibes.

Little chip on the arm

The rings go on the tail.

They might be Gremlins.

Not gonna lie, it's kinda' creepy looking.

Couple little chips on the ears

There's so many!!!

Kitty is in his natural habitat.

Could also pass for an itty bitty white dog, whatever you want.

At least someone still loves me.

Alright these are perfume bottles. One has perfume in it and I just HAD to smell it. It smelled so bad that I jumped back and spilled it all over myself and now I'm sitting here ALONE cuz' no want will get near me.

Set Of Two.

I'm just taking a break from the white kitties. There's more.

It's burned into the inside of my nose.

Lots of little scratches/chips but so adorable.

One is salt, one is pepper and not sure what the baby is but has a hole in back and is hollow.

Set Of Two.

Hang in there....

2000. Second Nature Design.

Eggshell style, small chip on the back bootie.

Still counts.

Back to our regularly scheduled program.....

It's a box with a kitty and a grasshopper and on the inside it's four different kitty coasters. I find this to be an ironic item because there's nothing my cat Fiona loves more than spilling every FRACKING beverage in the house.

All together now......AWWWWWWW. They look like their in love and they are pretty in pink like Molly Ringwald.

I'm not joking the back on this cat is flat as a board. I'm sure it serves some sort of purpose but too much 1973 Avon toxic waste has ruined my creative thinking.

Kinda creeps me out but I dunno why.

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